Art named Provisional Honduran President
This was the first I'd heard about it. I was like, dude:

Then this came up. They hadn't even called me yet. I got distracted for awhile pondering the whole Billy Mays thing. If it hadn't been for Billy I doubt I'd have this beard or the Honduran Presidency. I made sure my ringer was on:

And then they got ahold of my photo somehow and added a few quotes. At this point I realized I had probably put more time into this than I should have:

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