Try pasting this on the side of a milk carton...
By now most of you have heard that pirates off the coast of Africa have captured and diverted a Saudi supertanker loaded with oil. At some point some rather humorous conversations had to have taken place. They might have gone something like this...
Ralph calls his friend Burt on his cell.
"Burt, you awake?"
"I am now."
"Dude..."
"...what?"
"Dude, I've got this idea..."
Three days later, Burt and Ralph are standing together on the bridge of a Saudi supertanker loaded with oil.
"So Ralph..."
"Yeah?"
"Now what?"
"Dude..."
"Well I mean seriously, now what?"
"Man I don't know, let's fucking turn..."
"Which fucking way?"
"Dude come on! Just fucking turn! Don't turn that way cuz there's like land way over there..."
Ralph calls his friend Burt on his cell.
"Burt, you awake?"
"I am now."
"Dude..."
"...what?"
"Dude, I've got this idea..."
Three days later, Burt and Ralph are standing together on the bridge of a Saudi supertanker loaded with oil.
"So Ralph..."
"Yeah?"
"Now what?"
"Dude..."
"Well I mean seriously, now what?"
"Man I don't know, let's fucking turn..."
"Which fucking way?"
"Dude come on! Just fucking turn! Don't turn that way cuz there's like land way over there..."
