My cold fighting kit

To combat the enormous amount of phlegm coming out the front of my face I've assembled a few tools with which I will battle this bug. I've purchased a box of kleenex because my nose-picking finger and my sleeves are unable to keep up with or handle the yield and consistency of the stuff coming out of my face. I scored some chewable vitamin C because it's better for me than orange juice and I don't feel like peeling a lousy orange. And they're chewable and therefore yummy. MMmmmm... vitamin C tablets... don't mind if I do! On the right is a venti skim latte with two splenda from Starbucks. I get that everyday anyway, just happened to sneak into the picture like you're obnoxious cousin holding up rabbit ears in your graduation photo. Finally, a bottle of Purell to kill 99.99% of the germs on my hands. I like to keep that .01% of germs around in case I get a cut on a finger and want it to get infected.